The Book Chet is a girl. As such, she writes particularly bland sex scenes (for our standards, anyway) and tends to get romantically involved with the characters, which is annoying because it prevents them from being killed en masse in some apocalyptic event as God meant it. She also runs a reverse look-up dictionary, fights over the keyboard and remembers where we left the couch in scene 24. Most importantly, she knows whether it's on or in. Zeno is a boy. And that, my friends, should tell you all you need to know about him.
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He writes excessively steamy sex scenes and never recalls where the couch was in scene 22. He has a thing for massive murder and mayhem, which I curb with moderate success. He also has a positive genius for fixing problems, like moving the couch in scene 24, usually by convincing me it should have been there all along. And, last but not least, when only one computer is available he hogs the keyboard. In fact, they don't fit at all. They don't speak the same language, they don't eat the same fast food, they don't work in the same office, in fact they don't even keep the same hours. Or times. They're completely wrong for each other, so much so they couldn't have possibly met. So therefore, this book couldn't possibly exist. Yet it does. Obviously, logic is misleading.